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No "Rush" to Judgement

Michael Wylie

America's favorite blowhard, it's first citizen of douchebaggery, it's prince of pomposity... Rush Limbaugh, has been caught in a media firestorm for his recent inappropriate and sexist remarks concerning Sandra Fluke. While disseminating his mouth-breather propaganda, the open misogynist compared universal access to contraceptives to publicly financed sex. Clearly Rush has no idea how birth control works, or that it is prescribed for many reasons other than pregnancy prevention, and he called the woman testifying to Congress about the matter a “slut” and “prostitute”. Rush then vocalized his desire for women who use this basic health care provision to post sex tapes for him. Here are ten other stupid things Rush has said on the air:

"The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies."

[To an African American female caller]: "Take that bone out of your nose and call me back."

"Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system."

"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."

"You’re a foreigner. You shut your mouth or you get out."

"Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?"

"When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it's an invitation"

"Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century."

"There are more acres of forest land in America today than when Columbus discovered the continent in 1492."

"The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down."


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